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    nurul f
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    Humour Here...

    Post by nurul f on Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:06 pm

    A man loved a girl who studies computer science. He sent her a letter

    saying:
    I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER Believe me it is true...

    You installed the best in me. Your picture is always in my background. You clicked my heart gently. You drive me crazy when I see you. Your love reset my life and deleted all the sadness in me. You restored my kindness after I thought it was corrupted. I'm always connected to you with more than 56 heartbeats per second. You hacked my brain and registered your name in it. You are the only one that could navigate my feelings and explore my emotions at the same time. I feel lost when I try to call you and you are not responding.

    I always feel you close to me when I shut down my eyes, or when I open my windows waiting for you to pass. You are the only one that can log into my heart and never log out. I dream of being your only server as long as I live. You don't have to search for me, because we are always linked to each other. I see your name everywhere, my FrontPage, my homepage and all my software. I scanned my life and found that I'm only infected by you. You are the virus I'd never remove, and why should I do? You formatted my life and added happiness to view. Believe me it is true...

    I love you more than my CPU Smile

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    Re: Humour Here...

    Post by ikmalisme on Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:34 am

    INTERVIEW......

    Name : Ah Meng
    Age : Still young
    Sex : Never. Still under age
    Religion : I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
    Race : I love to race, how you know?
    Nationality : I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
    IC Number : 6735
    Telephone number : House no telephone
    Hand phone number : 3310
    Address : Penang Jelutong
    City : Nor Haliza?
    Postcode : I never post anything
    State : In my family, I am 2nd
    Country : I love to travel to Canada
    Marriage status : Secret
    Email Address : Hotmail
    Education Background : My teacher said not bad
    Working experience : Last time got sell pirated VCD
    Father's name : Daddy
    Father's IC : You ask him
    Mother's name : Mummy
    Mother's IC : You ask her
    Current Salary : Depends on my daddy mood
    Expected Salary : As much as you can pay
    When can start work : Depends on my mood
    Highest qualification : Ya, very high
    Grade : Ya, very high
    College/University : College
    Signature : Can I use chop?

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    Re: Humour Here...

    Post by nurul f on Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:40 pm

    Ikmalisme : That's a Malaysian jokes about Manglish is it?

    here's something I got from Reader's Digest (Feb. '09 issue). The one with Presiden Obama as the cover. Embarassed

    1) The relief teacher asked my four-year-old what his name was. "Spiderman," said my son. "No, I mean your real name," said the teacher. My son apologised. "Oh, I'm Sorry. It's Peter Parker." -Jennirfer Norton- albino

    2) When he received a journal as a gift, my eight-year-old son was mystified. "Mum, what do I do with this? The pages are blank. "You write down interestig stuff that happens to you," I said. "So it's like a blog....on paper. -Beverly taylor- Razz

    The 2nd one was really hilarious. Really, really. Very Happy

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    Re: Humour Here...

    Post by nurul f on Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:39 pm

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

    (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    - Alan, age 10

    (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
    to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
    - Kristen, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

    (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
    FOREVER by then.
    - Camille, age 10

    (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
    - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

    (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
    - Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

    (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
    usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    - Martin, age 10

    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    (1) When they're rich. king
    - Pam, age 7

    (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. cheers
    - Curt, age 7

    (3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    - Howard, age 8

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

    (1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
    - Anita, age 9 (bless)

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

    (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
    - Ricky, age 10

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